Looks like the Juggalos had a little too much Tequila! Guess they don’t understand how the fuck her magnetic personality works. Too bad she didn’t have the deflective Bieber hair-helmet that proved so useful last week.
Have to hand it to the Juggalos though, cooking tequila with firecrackers and beer is not easy to do! Spicy!
We’re Still Here!
Apologies all around for the lack of cooking lately. We thought we’d jump ahead of the trending machine by getting a 56k modem and dial-up internet before it becomes popular amongst hipsters. Well, turns out that is a bad idea and can really screw up the cable internet that we love so dearly.
So keep watch, we’re working on our latest cookbook and will post more this week. Why the hell not?
Altered P’Zones seeks writers!
Altered P’Zones is cooking up more and more schemes everyday and we looking for new bakers/writers! Chefs should have a good understanding of the history and lifestyle of the P’Zone, with a particular interest in emerging Italian food, and must be able to bake and cook with your own pizazz! Please send us samples of your 3 or 4 best recipes, a few pictures and brief family history, and let us know why you would be a great baker here! Please, no Crazy Bread.
If considering us for your kitchen, please message us the following:
- Your three or four best samples of recipes (please, no Crazy Bread)
- List your top 10 chefs of this current year
- And tell us about yourself! We want YOU, not a robot!
We can’t hear the timer ding for everyone, but if we see you rising in the oven, we’ll pop open the door. Thanks, and why the hell not?
P’Zone Delivery!
I was recently sent this, so I decided to share it like a family style dinner experience. Will try to give a listen later, lots of cooking in the kitchen this week, so we’ll see if we have the time.
Hi,
We are Ghost Mall, a garage-y ramshackle pop/ethereal punk band from New Paltz, NY. This is our debut EP entitled “goons” It was made only with the freshest ingredients. It was produced by DJ Teenwolf of Ninjasonik, who recently worked with “Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell” rappers Das Racist.
The tracklist is as follows:
1. 40 Nugs
2. Senile Felines
3. Balloon Ideas
4. Young Liars
5. Johnny Appleseed
Enjoy. http://www.mediafire.com/file/1lzmnkynvnu/GhostMallGoons.zip
Thanks for listening!
-Pierce+GHOST MALL
www.myspace.com/ghostmall
Quick Delivery!
Monday’s quick delivery is the piping hot news of Morrissey’s classic album Bona Drag being re-issued for its 20th birthday. Re-issue! Re-package! Re-package! Looks like this one is very much wroth it though, especially for those who like extra large - extra topping 180 gram vinyl. Side dishes include a poster in the double-LP, and artwork including rare photos that were overseen by Morrissey himself. Spicy!
More details may be devoured over at True To You.
It’s P’Zone Friday! Over on Twitter you can see a picture of the Classic P’Zone that I consumed for lunch. Tasty. So, so tasty.
Since it was a Classic P’Zone day, I chose to post a classic track. May I present to you Pulp’s classic track Common People. Delicious!
Follow me on Twitter too for Follow Friday! @alteredpzones
Altered P’Zones Festival - Win tickets!
Want to win tickets to the semi-annual Altered P’Zones festival? Of course you do! Join and participate in Book It!, send us a picture of your gold stars and personal pan pizza, and you’ll be entered to win. Your entry will receive extra consideration if you send us what books you read too, with a note telling us about your favourites. It’s just that easy!
The venue and bands are not final, but we are cooking up something tasty. Preheating is in session.
Why the hell not?
Fresh Ingredients!
Some super fresh ingredients from The Pass that were carefully plucked from the vine today. The song is called Treatment Of The Sun, the forthcoming album is called Burst, and I give this song+video a Super Supreme rating. You may know this band from… well you probably don’t. I know I don’t, but I’m very eager to learn more.
Update: They have a band camp where you may purchase this song (here: http://thepasstheband.bandcamp.com/). I say that’s a Washington well spent. Why the hell not?
Altered P’Zones Festival
Altered P’Zones Festival! Why the hell not?
Vote for the freshest ingredients and best new toppings to play our semi-annual Altered P’Zones Festival. Location is to be determined, but there are over 10,000 Pizza Huts that we have to choose from. Have a favourite Hut? Let us know!
Fresh Ingredients!
Fresh tracks from Childish Gambino. Er, Don Glover. Er, um, Donald Glover from Community. That last one is probably how you know of him. He’s also @MrDonaldGlover on Twitter. You know, that site where you send people something like a text message, except you can’t type as much.
This is what I’m listening to this morning. Fresh off the vine.
About me
In the last few decades there have been an explosion in the amount of Pizza Hut stores nationwide. This is a group of 14 Huts dedicated to the art and lifestyle likened to a P'Zone and also about music. The go-to blog for pizza and music if you will. Why the hell not?
